Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Hey Sean, would you like to be the pot or the kettle?

Just a warning here, folks, I am pretty fucking cranky today, having been forced to listen to 10 minutes of Christian talk radio while calling a Bible Belt customer. Umm, what the fuck is Sean Avery's problem??? After years of being a complete fucking douche bag, now he is Mr. Manners?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/02/sean-avery-suspended-from_n_147929.html


This moron is such a douche, that a new rule was NAMED after him. The Avery Rule was enacted after this little stunt:
Did Simmonds call him a faggot? The evidence on that one is pretty clear. You be the judge, courtesy of this video, via Puck Daddy.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Sean-Avery-Wayne-Simmonds-used-homophobic-slur-?urn=nhl-wp13480

Yep, that would be "faggot" coming out of Wayne Simmonds mouth. He also, either right before this, or right after, clearly called him a "pussy". That little blurb was actually HEARD during Comcast's coverage of the game, and I was laughing my ass off...no one on this team has really challenged that douche bag Avery, and I am totally in love with Simmonds (sorry Danny, you may be replaced!) for finally giving that fucktard Avery a taste of his own medicine. Aww, I am sorry Sean, did our new guy hurt your wittle feelings? Yeah, I don't give a rat's ass...not only are you a douche, on your own merit, but you are a Ranger. The same team that had fans making signs that said "Hextall, Go Buy A Porsche" after the death of Pelle Lindbergh. And no, motherfuckers, I will NEVER, EVER forgive that one. I could live eternally, and the Flyers could beat the Rangers for the Stanley Cup EVERY FUCKING YEAR, and I still won't get over that one. But, as usual, I digress. I hate Sean Avery, AND the Rangers, and I APPLAUD Wayne Simmonds. If the NHL fines him, I will start a fund to pay that fine. Do I like that word, or what it represents. No. Would I beat Simmond's ass if he were my son? Yes. For me, it's not about what Simmonds called Avery, it is about Avery, and what he represents. So, Sean....you have spent a career hurling all sorts of slurs at your fellow players...and if you think for a moment that I believe you didn't throw a racial slur at Wayne Simmonds during that little bru-hah-hah, you are dumber than you look...so, the true question here, is...do you want to be the pot or the kettle, Mr. Avery...because they are both black.